I have just enough time today to link to this – which is simultaneously a nasty prank to pull on someone, and (for anyone who’s been to grad school), completely hilarious. A message went out over a mail server list in Europe, after a post-doc position in Germany had been posted. It, um, clarified the nature of the position:
I am desperately searching for eager victims – postdocs or PhD students – mine or other supervisors’ – to make my workhorses and to plunder ideas from. . .I cannot do research myself because I’m narrow-minded, rigid-brained, and petty. Therefore, I have to recruit desperate scientists from anywhere in the world and then manage (harangue) them into submission. The smarter you are relative to me, the more I will hate you. . .
It goes on in that vein for a while, winding up with the usual boilerplate legal language: “I am entitled to success because supremacy is my birthright”.. Read it, cast you mind back to your own grad student/post-doc days, and imagine the temptation to do the same!